me talking to a film major
me: hey
them: *talks about pulp fiction or whatever*
me: i love high school musical 2
(via civilwhore)
me: hey
them: *talks about pulp fiction or whatever*
me: i love high school musical 2
(via civilwhore)
women are… like pasta
i love eating both
janelle monae wrote this at 2:30 am from her samsung smart fridge
(via australia-official)
*feels nothing* mmm, don’t like that
*feels something but like, too much* mmm not a fan of that either
(via confirmance)
miss depression: *releases me for a quarter of a second*
me: wow. i feel so goo–
depression: Time’s Up Bitch.
(via australia-official)
god making snails: alright now i need a lil goopman
god makin slugs: haha okay one more but this time naked
(via iamnotolivwha)
you can really tell who’s been on this site for 6+ years this week
most of tumblr: OH GOD TUMBLR’S DYING!!!!
old users:
(via togepenis)
analytical person with taste: this show is bad and boring
me, who had the lowest standards ever and is entertained by everything: idk man i liked it :^)
(via zackisontumblr)
“I want to be around people that do things. I don’t want to be around people anymore that judge or talk about what people do. I want to be around people that dream and support and do things.”— Amy Poehler
(via iamnotolivwha)
(via confirmance)
think of me when the sky is pink
(via confirmance)
men are only attractive if theyre toppable
(via thisisbastian)
Lesbian: *makes post about being a lesbian*
Every straight girl in a 500km radius: me too! but with a man
Lesbian: *makes post about being attracted to women*
Every straight man in a 500km radius: me too! but it’s in a creepy way
(via disobedience2018)
american historical films be like
(via dadd)
miss depression: *releases me for a quarter of a second*
me: wow. i feel so goo–
depression: Time’s Up Bitch.
(via miyalovesfandoms)